Thursday, May 24, 2012
5 things guys probably don't know about women!
1.Women want to cuddle after sex because ,they are more than likely nude and they are freezing.
2. When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering to them ,when you flirt or hit on them...always...( I got this from a woman!)
3. When Your signigficant other or spouse asks you to pick an outfit for them...Humor them and pick one...Just don't expect her to go with the one you picked!
4.If you're really funny....a woman just might sleep with you! (Then again..she might not!)
5.Eye contact should last exactly 0.28 seconds. The quickest glance is the most effective. Treat a woman you're scoping like the sun during a solar eclipse.
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
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I approve of these things :-)
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