Friday, May 18, 2012

Weekend Humor

A Man and his Wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And  furthermore you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.



She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the husband.




"Getting a second opinion."


Have a great weekend everybody!

3 comments:

Sean said...

Ha Ha...Good one!

Anonymous said...

Throwing my panties and laughing out loud!

Samuel Bastion said...

Shaking my head at that last comment!




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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