| Smartest in the World | |
| Kim Khardashian, Rick Santorum, Myself and a Baptist Minister were out for a
Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed
engine trouble. You all know How I hate situations like this right? In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down. Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining. Kim Kardashian grabbed one and said "I'm sexy, I 'm too good looking to die, so I must live," and jumped out.   
The Minister looked at Me and said, "Well Keith I've lived a long and full life. You are younger and have more years ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live your life." I smiled and handed the parachute back to the Minister and said, "Don't sweat it, Pastor. The so called ''smartest man" in the world' just took off with my back pack." Have a Great Weekend Everybody! |
1 comment:
That was cute, cousin!! A good laugh for the start of the weekend. Have a great one!!
P.S. You could have used the transcript from last week's meeting! LOL!
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