Friday, July 12, 2013

Weekend Humor

A typical Friday night....I walked into the club and sat down...There was this young woman sitting next to me...She was with a couple of other girls who had wandered to the other side of the bar...

So we struck up a lightweight conversation... and she said, “You know,If you lost a few pounds, had a shave, and got your haircut, you’d look halfway decent.”

I replied, “If I did that, I’d be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”



HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

1 comment:

Grover Tha Playboy! said...

HA! GOOD ONE!




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DEAR GOD: There are times when I feel completely helpless to alter the circumstances in my life. I am powerless to turn around a bad economy, or ensure a favorable report from my doctor, or guarantee my spouse will always love me, or make sure I am never in an accident. When I sense that I have no control over what is occurring in my life, my energy lags and fear and frustration begin to overwhelm me. Let your spirit of peace spill freely over me until I recover my inner calm. Help me remember that it is not control that gives me peace, but knowing that I am loved and beloved by the heart of heaven. Amen.









































































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