A man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,
I'm 60 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I
started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair
and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, sir, when was the last time you were in
confession?"
"Never."he said.
"So then, why are you telling
me?" asked the Priest.
"Because I'm telling everybody!" he said.
Have a groovy weekend everybody!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: When unexpected trouble bursts unbidden and unwanted into my life, give me a patient heart and a sure sense of your care and love. Help me remember that even when life feels unfair, your presence still surrounds and sustains me. The knotted parts of my being are never outside the reach of your touch. Give me faith to surrender my need for fairness, knowing that even in chaos, the eye of heaven is still turned towards me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
2 comments:
LMAO! Good one Keith!
LOL love this!
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