Friday, April 10, 2015

Weekend Humor


Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"she asked.


 "No, she's broke."he said

"Well, then, is it sex?" she asked..


"Nah, Nobody does it like you, babe." he said.

"Then what can she do that I can't?"
she asked.


.".Sue me for child support."he said.



EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

3 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good One! LMAO!

Jazzy said...

Funny!

Angie B. said...

Too Cute!




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DEAR GOD: As I go to bed ready to close my eyes in sleep, I think of all the things I wish I had not said, had not done. I offer those to you with sorrow, and pray that you will wrap them in your blanket of forgiveness. Thank you for this day, for all that has been done, and even for all that has been left undone. Let me rest now in your peace. Amen.









































































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