Saturday, July 16, 2016

Weekend Humor

A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing
in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time honored ice breaker, he
sends her a drink.

"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him.


They strike up a wonderful conversation.


Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really
nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two
hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."

 
He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so
straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite,
scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break
furniture, and just plain destroy the place."

 
"Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.


"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied.


EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXILICIOUS WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: When my life is moving along at break-neck speed, I feel so distracted from the things that are really important to my heart and soul. It seems like my lack of focus keeps me from paying attention to what really nourishes me. Help me learn to give less priority to what only leaves me feeling empty. Remind me that when I give priority to what is really important everything else falls into place with greater ease. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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