Saturday, July 30, 2016

Weekend Humor


A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales.




The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small.


The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale."


Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human. "It is physically impossible!" she said.


Undaunted, the little girl said, "Well, when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."


To this, the teacher said, "What if Jonah went to hell?"


The little girl replied, "Then YOU ask him!"


EVERYBODY HAVE A FUNKDACIOUS WEEKEND!

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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: There are times when I feel completely helpless to alter the circumstances in my life. I am powerless to turn around a bad economy, or ensure a favorable report from my doctor, or guarantee my spouse will always love me, or make sure I am never in an accident. When I sense that I have no control over what is occurring in my life, my energy lags and fear and frustration begin to overwhelm me. Let your spirit of peace spill freely over me until I recover my inner calm. Help me remember that it is not control that gives me peace, but knowing that I am loved and beloved by the heart of heaven. Amen.









































































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