Saturday, July 23, 2016
Weekend Humor
A truck driver was driving between towns on a country road when he spotted a gorgeous woman with huge breasts hitchhiking.
He stopped without hesitation and she climbed into the cab showing mountains of cleavage.
Two miles further down the road, he got a flat, pulled to the side of the road and got out to inspect the tire.
He was fiddling around with the wheel, when the woman opened the window and shouted down, "Do you need a screwdriver?"
The driver replied, all smiles, "Might as well. I can't get this damn hub cap off."
Everybody have a funkdacious and sexilicious weekend!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.
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