Weekend Humor

I just knew I was in big trouble at work when...

1. The new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

2. The security guard made a complete inventory of my office.

3. My administrative assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

4. I got a "It's for you, loser" wave receiving email, and not a chime.

5. My new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

6. The Human Resources Department requested an update of my arrest record.

7. The boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

8. I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work.

9. My parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster.

10. My administrative assistant says things like, "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

11. Three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

12. The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

13. A large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

14. The receptionist began saying "Who???" to anyone calling on me.