Friday, February 25, 2011

Weekend Humor


An Ivy league graduate is applying for a part time job to help with his grad school course fees. He applies to work in a supermarket and gets the job. The first day of work, the manager tells him to sweep the floor.

The Ivy league graduate is furious and shouts "Hey man, don't you know that I have a Bachelors degree from Penn, Two Masters degrees from Columbia , a J.D. from Harvard and am working on my doctorate thesis in Public Administration at Princeton and you have the temerity to ask ME to sweep the floor?".

The manager replied “Oh sorry jack, I didn't know that, here pass me the broom and I’ll show you how to sweep the floor."

4 comments:

Toni said...

Cute!

Sean said...

What? You got somethin against Ivy league schools?...I took a class at Columbia once..LOL

Samuel Bastion said...

Not as funny as your usual jokes, but enough to make me crack a smile.

Angie B. said...

Cute!




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DEAR GOD: My heart is heavy with my own failures. I try to excuse them and explain to myself why they occurred, because I want to be free from the feeling that I am unworthy and incapable of being all that I can be. But I find it easier to accept your forgiveness than to forgive myself. When I try to forgive myself, it seems I only remember and re-play my failures in my mind, and a sense of hopelessness floods over me. Help me to know that my past actions are a part of my growing humanity and that even when I fail to live up to what is your will for me, every single moment can be lived anew. Remind me that refusing to forgive myself only keeps me from experiencing that newness. Assure me of the truth that by casting “my sins into the depth of the sea”, you have freed me to discard them myself and live the next moment as if it were my first, for indeed it is. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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