Friday, March 4, 2011

Weekend Humor



Monk was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful super model that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.

He turned to his wife ,Juanita with a look of question on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest assholes get the most attractive wives." His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"


Disclaimer :(Before anyone has a hernia...This joke has nothing to do with the couple portrayed in the above photo. I am not insinuating anything.)

1 comment:

Arlene said...

Oh yes you are!!
Have a great weekend!!




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes I see my life as an unsolvable puzzle. My days move along rapidly, but the people and situations I encounter seem to make no sense. I consider and weigh carefully the decisions I think I should make, but find myself doing something completely opposite of what I thought I had decided. Then a moment of stillness comes, and I realize that all these random strands are actually part of the beautiful tapestry that is the journey of my life, and I am so grateful. Thank you, God, for leading me in paths I might never choose, and for giving the journey of my life a rich texture. Amen.









































































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