Friday, June 3, 2011
Weekend Humor
Alvin calls home to his wife and says, "Boo, I have been asked to go fishing this weekend out at Cape May with my supervisor and several of the guys from work. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
Alvin's wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
Alvin's wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"
The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."
Today, My wife and I are celebrating 22 great years of marital bliss...Have a great weekend everybody!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.
5 comments:
Happy Anniversary, Luvy!
Happy Anniversary!! I remember that day and the look of love on both your faces. That look hasn't changed. You two still look at each other with that "I'm glad I chose you" smile. Praise be to God for good choices. Love you!
Happy Anniversary to the both of you!
Thank you Arlene and Miz!
Thank You Cousin and Miz.
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