Friday, June 3, 2011

Weekend Humor



Alvin calls home to his wife and says, "Boo, I have been asked to go fishing this weekend out at Cape May with my supervisor and several of the guys from work. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! And please pack my new blue silk pajamas."



Alvin's wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good.

Alvin's wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish. He says, "Yes! Lots of Walleye, some Blue gill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies; "I did, they were in your tackle box."



Today, My wife and I are celebrating 22 great years of marital bliss...Have a great weekend everybody!

5 comments:

Lady (Bug) / Grammy said...

Happy Anniversary, Luvy!

Arlene said...

Happy Anniversary!! I remember that day and the look of love on both your faces. That look hasn't changed. You two still look at each other with that "I'm glad I chose you" smile. Praise be to God for good choices. Love you!

Mizrepresent said...

Happy Anniversary to the both of you!

Lady (Bug) / Grammy said...

Thank you Arlene and Miz!

Keith said...

Thank You Cousin and Miz.




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