Friday, July 22, 2011
Weekend Humor
A lady goes to her pastor one day and tells him, ''Bishop, I have a problem."
"Oh and what is that?" He asked
"I have two female parrots, but they only know to say one thing.'' she said
''What do they say?' the pastor asked.
"They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' " she said.
''What?That's obscene!' the pastor exclaimed,
Then he thought for a moment.....
''You know," he said, ''I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible... just bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frankie and Pete." he said.
"My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, And your parrots are sure to stop saying... That phrase... In no time."
''Oh Thank you, Bishop'' the woman responded, ''This may very well be the solution.''
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house....
As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying...
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them...
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison:
"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"
There was stunned silence...Shocked, One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says,
''Put the beads away, Frankie,Our prayers have been answered!"
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: I feel so uncertain, so unsure. I want to trust that you are present, that you are acting on my behalf, and that you hear and will answer my prayers. Yet, my confidence is spent, my faith flat. You speak in my heart and tell me to seek your face, and I am longing for the sureness of your presence, the touch of your breath, the warmth of your love. In my doubt, O God, let your Spirit hover over me with the gentleness of angel’s wings, until I am opened to faith and once again recognize the pattern of your face. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
4 comments:
Good One Bruh! LOL!
LOL! That was too cute!
LMBAO!
This is why I love this blog...You mix seriousness with humor quite well.
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