Friday, May 18, 2012

Weekend Humor

A Man and his Wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And  furthermore you are no good in bed either," and storms out of the house.

After sometime he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and calls home.



She comes to the phone after many rings and the irritated husband says, "What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?" Shouts the husband.




"Getting a second opinion."


Have a great weekend everybody!

3 comments:

Sean said...

Ha Ha...Good one!

Anonymous said...

Throwing my panties and laughing out loud!

Samuel Bastion said...

Shaking my head at that last comment!




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