Friday, July 26, 2013

Weekend Humor

A man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father, I'm 60 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."

 The priest said: "Well, sir, when was the last time you were in confession?" 

"Never."he said.

"So then, why are you telling me?" asked the Priest.

"Because I'm telling everybody!" he said.


Have a groovy weekend everybody!

2 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

LMAO! Good one Keith!

Daij said...

LOL love this!




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