A man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,
I'm 60 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I
started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair
and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, sir, when was the last time you were in
confession?"
"Never."he said.
"So then, why are you telling
me?" asked the Priest.
"Because I'm telling everybody!" he said.
Have a groovy weekend everybody!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: I feel so uncertain, so unsure. I want to trust that you are present, that you are acting on my behalf, and that you hear and will answer my prayers. Yet, my confidence is spent, my faith flat. You speak in my heart and tell me to seek your face, and I am longing for the sureness of your presence, the touch of your breath, the warmth of your love. In my doubt, O God, let your Spirit hover over me with the gentleness of angel’s wings, until I am opened to faith and once again recognize the pattern of your face. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.
2 comments:
LMAO! Good one Keith!
LOL love this!
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