A man goes into confession and says to the priest, "Father,
I'm 60 years old, married, have four kids and 11 grandchildren. I
started taking this new Viagra pill, and last night I had an affair
and made love to two 18-year-old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, sir, when was the last time you were in
confession?"
"Never."he said.
"So then, why are you telling
me?" asked the Priest.
"Because I'm telling everybody!" he said.
Have a groovy weekend everybody!
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KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"
DEAR GOD: Sometimes I see my life as an unsolvable puzzle. My days move along rapidly, but the people and situations I encounter seem to make no sense. I consider and weigh carefully the decisions I think I should make, but find myself doing something completely opposite of what I thought I had decided. Then a moment of stillness comes, and I realize that all these random strands are actually part of the beautiful tapestry that is the journey of my life, and I am so grateful. Thank you, God, for leading me in paths I might never choose, and for giving the journey of my life a rich texture. Amen.
2 comments:
LMAO! Good one Keith!
LOL love this!
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