Friday, March 11, 2011

Weekend Humor




This Is For My People

There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man. All four were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties their people had undergone.

The Native American man said, 'My people have suffered the most. In honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself over this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things. "So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff.

The Latino, not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff as well...

The Black man was touched by all this and decided it was his turn; So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE"; and pushed the White man off the cliff!

STOP LAUGHING !!!

WE ALL KNEW THE BROTHER WAS NOT GOING TO JUMP!!!! DIDN'T WE?

(Thank You Regina...That was a good one!)

4 comments:

Arlene said...

LOL, yeah! Let's start lining them up and start pushing them over. "W", Dick, Don, Scott, Mike, Mitt, Sarah, Newt, Rush, Glenn, Peter...and the list goes on.

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

YES ARLENE HONEY! THAT IS THE SPIRIT! AND THAT LIST IS THE PERFECT STARTING PLACE!

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

Still laughing,good one!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Oldie but goodie.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: You know the emptiness of my heart. Sometimes I wonder if you are there, if you hear, and if there is any hope that my situation will be different. When loneliness looms around me, when my questions are unanswered, when no one seems to care, when days and nights go on and on with no change, when I fall deeper into despair, I pray that you will let your peace fall upon me as gently as the spring rain that waters the earth. Remind me of your unconditional and eternal love for me. Assure me of your presence. Fill my heart with the hope that my life is held in your hand. Lift my pain so that joy may flow freely again through me. I ask this for the sake of your love. Amen.









































































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