Friday, March 11, 2011

Weekend Humor




This Is For My People

There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man. All four were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties their people had undergone.

The Native American man said, 'My people have suffered the most. In honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself over this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things. "So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff.

The Latino, not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff as well...

The Black man was touched by all this and decided it was his turn; So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE"; and pushed the White man off the cliff!

STOP LAUGHING !!!

WE ALL KNEW THE BROTHER WAS NOT GOING TO JUMP!!!! DIDN'T WE?

(Thank You Regina...That was a good one!)

4 comments:

Arlene said...

LOL, yeah! Let's start lining them up and start pushing them over. "W", Dick, Don, Scott, Mike, Mitt, Sarah, Newt, Rush, Glenn, Peter...and the list goes on.

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

YES ARLENE HONEY! THAT IS THE SPIRIT! AND THAT LIST IS THE PERFECT STARTING PLACE!

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

Still laughing,good one!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Oldie but goodie.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: As I go to bed ready to close my eyes in sleep, I think of all the things I wish I had not said, had not done. I offer those to you with sorrow, and pray that you will wrap them in your blanket of forgiveness. Thank you for this day, for all that has been done, and even for all that has been left undone. Let me rest now in your peace. Amen.









































































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