Friday, March 11, 2011

Weekend Humor




This Is For My People

There was a Black man, a White man, a Native American man and a Latino man. All four were on top of a cliff discussing the difficulties their people had undergone.

The Native American man said, 'My people have suffered the most. In honor of what they have endured, I will fling myself over this cliff in hopes that my blood will change things. "So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff.

The Latino, not wanting to be outdone, quickly looked at the other two and followed yelling, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE!"; and he jumped off the cliff as well...

The Black man was touched by all this and decided it was his turn; So he yelled, "THIS IS FOR MY PEOPLE"; and pushed the White man off the cliff!

STOP LAUGHING !!!

WE ALL KNEW THE BROTHER WAS NOT GOING TO JUMP!!!! DIDN'T WE?

(Thank You Regina...That was a good one!)

4 comments:

Arlene said...

LOL, yeah! Let's start lining them up and start pushing them over. "W", Dick, Don, Scott, Mike, Mitt, Sarah, Newt, Rush, Glenn, Peter...and the list goes on.

Daddy Squeeze Me! said...

YES ARLENE HONEY! THAT IS THE SPIRIT! AND THAT LIST IS THE PERFECT STARTING PLACE!

BigmacInPittsburgh said...

Still laughing,good one!

Rich Fitzgerald said...

Oldie but goodie.




KEEPING THE FAITH: RANDOM PRAYERS "ON THE DOWNLOAD"

DEAR GOD: Sometimes anger seems so near to the surface of my life. An unwelcome word, the remembrance of a past hurt, a disappointment I had not expected can make my emotions swirl with the force of a small cyclone. Sometimes my heart feels hot, my nerves feel edgy, my mind feels like lit dynamite. And sometimes, I just turn silent, go inward, cut myself off from anything and anyone that could ease the throbbing inside. I hold on to my anger, as if to let it go would render the reason for my anger meaningless. I pray that your great love will burn away my anger and leave me settled in the cool breeze of your presence. Help me let go, not only of the anger, but of what made me angry in the first place. Let me breathe deep the wonder and peace of love. Amen.









































































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