Friday, September 28, 2018

By What Measure


Thursday, September 27, 2018

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Monday, September 24, 2018

And This Sadly, Is America Today

"This is America. This is extremely sad, because it is more common than not. Unfortunately. We live in the richest county, and yet this continues to happen every day."-Soledad O'Brien

Friday, September 21, 2018

Weekend Humor

My cousin just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent.

Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family.

I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back. Before I called her back, my aunt called and told me that my cousin was lying and not to give her the money.

 She goes on to say that the real reason my cousin wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she... could be under the same roof as him for his birthday. 

I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the $300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my cousin and told her to come and get the money. 

A couple of hours later, I get a call from RCF [womens prison ] It was my cousin crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. 

My response..."So you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday."

Everybody have a great weekend!

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Sunday, September 16, 2018

Amber Guyger's Blues

 This is Dallas Police Officer, Amber Guyger-

1. She ended her shift & returned to the CORRECT police department
2. She clocked out using the CORRECT time clock
3. She retrieved her CORRECT belongings from the CORRECT locker
4. She went to the CORRECT parking lot & retrieved her CORRECT car using the CORRECT set of keys ...

5. She then drove .2 miles on the CORRECT side of the street using CORRECT hand & eye coordination & observing all CORRECT traffic laws
6. She turns her car into the CORRECT apt building............ Wait For It....

7. She is now CONFUSED & parks on the WRONG garage floor on the WRONG side of the building
8.She gets out of the CORRECT car & locks the doors with the CORRECT keys & takes her CORRECT personal belongings.
9. She takes the stairs &/or elevator to the WRONG FLOOR
10. With her eyes open (The same ones used in the preceeding events & she used all day) She walks to the WRONG apt door
11. At this door is a RED DOORMAT that she has never seen before & located on the side of the door is where the apt number can be visualized( Sorry I forgot she went blind)
12. According to different reports she either A. Bangs & yells on the WRONG door because her CORRECT keys won't open the WRONG door & Mr. Botham answers the door & is shot.
B. Stated WRONG door was UNLOCKED & she enters the WRONG dark apt and SUDDENLY REGAINS HER SIGHT & sees an unknown male & fires her police issued weapon at suspect striking him in the chest
13. At this point she turns on the light & realizes she is in the WRONG APT & shot the WRONG PERSON 

14. She regains her vision & calls 911 (It has not been reported that she began CPR on Mr. Bonham)
15. EMS & police arrive in 4 minutes and per a video taken by a tenant & posted on social media said officer can be seen pacing hallways & talking on phone (family? lawyer?)
16. EMS is seen providing CPR to Mr. Bonham who is subsequently taken to & pronounced dead at a local Dallas Hospital 

17. Officer sleeps in a comfortable bed & remains free without charges for 3 days because this has been described to the public as " A VERY SPECIAL CASE" 18. Mr. Bontham is placed on a cold slab in the coroner's morgue as his family flys thousands of miles from St. Lucia to identify their beloved son & brother's body
19. 72 hrs later officer is charged with manslaughter in the death of Mr. Bonham & posts 10% of the $300K bail is back home with her family
20. Mr. Bonham's family buried him on Thursday September 13th.

* Now Let That All Sink In

Friday, September 14, 2018

Weekend Humor

A man and his pregnant wife go to the doctor because she has started labor.

When they arrive the doctor tells them of a great new invention he has made.

He made a machine that can transfer pain from the mother to the father.

The couple is ecstatic and quickly agrees, but the doctor warns the man, "Even 10% of the pain is probably more pain than you've ever felt."

They start at 10% and the husband is not effected at all. He insists they move it up to 50%.

He is... still not phased by the pain, but his wife is feeling a lot better. 

So he tells the doctor to give him all of the pain. 

The woman has her baby with no pain and they are all very happy.

When they get home the UPS man is dead on the porch!

Everybody Have A Great Weekend!

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Monday, September 10, 2018

Friday, September 7, 2018

Tuesday, September 4, 2018

What I've Learned

1. You Can't Control The Hand Life Deals You, But You Do Control your response

2.Love Isn't Love until you love someone who doesn't deserve it.

3.Everything has been said, but not everything has been said well..

4.You can make a career out of people underestimating you!

5.The Storms and Shoals Of the Journey help make the man.

6.Getting Old is an Unfortunate Part Of Life.

7.Trouble is the easiest thing in the world to find!

8.I believe Providence is somehow going to guide you into the direction you need to go.

9.Every Day is Great..It's A Day Extra!

10.The People who think they know me the most, really don't.


Monday, September 3, 2018


"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"

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