Wednesday, February 28, 2018

Let's Stop The Bad Guys


Monday, February 26, 2018

Saturday, February 24, 2018

Friday, February 23, 2018

Weekend Humor

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by
his side.
She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face.

Her praying roused him from his slumber.

He looked up and his
pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling Becky," he whispered. 

"Hush, my love," she said. "Rest. Shhh, don't talk." 

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, 

"I have something I must confess to you."he said.

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. 

"Everything's all right, go to sleep." she said.

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your
sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your Mother!"
he gasped..

"I know," Becky whispered softly. 

"That's why I poisoned you."


Tuesday, February 20, 2018

Monday, February 19, 2018

Friday, February 16, 2018

Tuesday, February 13, 2018

Saturday, February 10, 2018

Keith's Music Spotlight

I happened to hear Nee Yo premiere his new song on Steve Harvey two days ago and I fell in love with this ditty right away...This is pure butter baby...Smooth as can be...

I hope you love it like I do...Give a holler to "Good Man" by Nee Yo!

Friday, February 9, 2018

Weekend Humor


Have you heard about the groom who was so lazy that he took his new bride to the bridal suite of a San Francisco hotel and waited for an earthquake?

Rim shot!

 There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today, than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs, huge erections, and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

Have a sexilicious weekend everybody!

Thursday, February 8, 2018

Tuesday, February 6, 2018

Monday, February 5, 2018


My very first post for this blog was about the Eagles....That was 10 years ago...We were nowhere close to a Super Bowl appearence then....Look at us now!  2018 SUPER BOWL CHAMPS!  CONGRATULATIONS!  JOB WELL DONE!

Friday, February 2, 2018

Weekend Humor

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, "Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great I would recommend it very highly.

The other man said, "What is the name of the restaurant?"

The first man thought and thought and finally said, "What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."

"Do you mean a rose?"

"Yes, that's the one," replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?"


Thursday, February 1, 2018

What I've Learned

1. In order for an important lesson to seep in and must cost you something!

2. Regardless of your relationship with your parents, you’ll miss them when they’re gone from your life.

3. You shouldn’t go through life with a catcher’s mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw something back. 

4. Even when I have pains, I don’t have to be one.

5. There are things that go wrong that don’t always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before. 

6.Some broken things need to stay broken.

7. I’ve learned that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides.

8. Maturity has more to do with the types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.

9. No matter how bad your heart is broken, the world will not stop for your grief.

10.You can’t make someone love you, all you can do is be someone who can be loved.



"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"

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