Monday, October 16, 2017

Saturday, October 14, 2017

Friday, October 13, 2017

Weekend Humor

A man gets pulled over for drunk driving and is put into handcuffs.

The female police officer that pulled him over tells him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

He stumbles and yells, "Tits!"

Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

Thursday, October 12, 2017

Wednesday, October 11, 2017

What I've Learned

1.No matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

2.You can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

3.When you are in with love someone, you should treat them the way you feel, because sometimes just saying it isn’t enough.

4. Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become. 

5. Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help. 

6.Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. 

7.We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. 

8. You should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you’ll see them. 

9.No matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while, and you must forgive them for that. 

10.It’s not what you have in your life, but who you have in your life that counts.


Monday, October 9, 2017

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Random Thoughts

1. A White man who kills 59 people, and has a room full of guns is still not a terrorist!

2. Sexism appears to trump Racism in this country...

3.There is a lot of racism in this country disguised as patriotism.

4.No Matter how many Mass Murders there are in America, Somebody will always tell you that it's not the time to discuss gun control!

5. Teams are hiring Quarterbacks without winning records, quarterbacks that were stocking groceries last season and Colin Kaepernick (who appeared in the Super Bowl a few years back) still doesn't have a job!

6. America doesn't think it's ever appropriate for Black people to protest injustice...

7.People are angry at Cam Newton for his perceived sexist remarks to a female reporter, and yet they elected a man president who bragged that he liked to grab women by the pussy?? SMDH

Friday, October 6, 2017

Weekend Humor

Two guys are at the bar together talking about their wives. The first guy says "Every night I stay out late I go home and I come in as quietly as I can. Then I get into bed as gently as I can and my wife still wakes up to yell at me!"

His friend replies "You're going about it all wrong. When I stay out late I go home and make as much noise as I want. Then I get into bed, feel my wife's body, and ask her if she wants to get busy... She's always fast asleep."

Everybody Have a Great weekend!

Thursday, October 5, 2017

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Pray For Las Vegas

These things keep happening and leaders on both sides of the political spectrum keep saying the same things and nothing gets done...

#worst mass murder in U.S. history...59 dead, 527 wounded...

Pray for Las Vegas!

Monday, October 2, 2017

Friday, September 29, 2017

Weekend Humor

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you stick your little finger in it, wiggle it around, and then pull it out, which feels better—your ear or your finger?”

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!   Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

Thursday, September 28, 2017

While Puerto Rico Drowns!

This is Puerto Rico right now!  No Electricity, No Clean drinking water...Badly in need of Aid....And while this goes on.....Our President is still busy picking fights with Football and Basketball Players!
Someone had to explain to him yesterday that Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands are Territories of the United States....

The things this guy doesn't know just amazes me!

Just shaking my head.....

Wednesday, September 27, 2017

Why We Kneel


Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Blows Up In Your Face!

BREAKING NEWS!: Trumpcare is officially DEAD. Obamacare lives on. Republican leaders have abandoned their plan to repeal it. Congratulations and THANK YOU to all who fought to #ProtectOurCare!

According to YOUR President...

Monday, September 25, 2017

Friday, September 22, 2017

Weekend Humor

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side).

While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."


Thursday, September 21, 2017

Does Make You Wonder


Wednesday, September 20, 2017

This Photo Says So Much

At President Trump's United Nations Speech Yesterday!

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Monday, September 18, 2017

He's Good At Business?


Friday, September 15, 2017

Weekend Humor


Thursday, September 14, 2017

Wednesday, September 13, 2017

Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Monday, September 11, 2017

Friday, September 8, 2017

Weekend Humor

When the usher noticed a man stretched across three seats in the movie theater, he walked over and whispered "Sorry sir, but you are allowed only one seat."

The man moaned but didn't budge. "Sir," the usher said more loudly, "If you don't move, I'll have to call the manager."

The man moaned again but stayed where he was.

The usher left and returned with the manager, who, after several attempts at dislodging the fellow, called the police.

The cop looked at the reclining man and said, "All right, what's your name, joker?"

"It's Joe, Officer", he mumbled.

"And where are you from, Joe?" asked the officer..

Joe responds painfully, "The balcony!"


Thursday, September 7, 2017

Wednesday, September 6, 2017

President Obama Speaks Out on DACA Decision

Former President, Mr. Barack Obama released this statement  yesterday , regarding DACA and Dreamers. Now this THIS is how a President addresses an issue . Take notes, Mr. Trump!

"Immigration can be a controversial topic. We all want safe, secure borders and a dynamic economy, and people of goodwill can have legitimate disagreements about how to fix our immigration system so that everybody plays by the rules."

"But that’s not what the action that the White House took today is about. This is about young people who grew up in America – kids who study in our schools, young adults who are starting careers, patriots who pledge allegiance to our flag. These Dreamers are Americans in their hearts, in their minds, in every single way but one: on paper. They were brought to this country by their parents, sometimes even as infants. They may not know a country besides ours. They may not even know a language besides English. They often have no idea they’re undocumented until they apply for a job, or college, or a driver’s license."

"Over the years, politicians of both parties have worked together to write legislation that would have told these young people – our young people – that if your parents brought you here as a child, if you’ve been here a certain number of years, and if you’re willing to go to college or serve in our military, then you’ll get a chance to stay and earn your citizenship. And for years while I was President, I asked Congress to send me such a bill. That bill never came. And because it made no sense to expel talented, driven, patriotic young people from the only country they know solely because of the actions of their parents, my administration acted to lift the shadow of deportation from these young people, so that they could continue to contribute to our communities and our country."

 "We did so based on the well-established legal principle of prosecutorial discretion, deployed by Democratic and Republican presidents alike, because our immigration enforcement agencies have limited resources, and it makes sense to focus those resources on those who come illegally to this country to do us harm. Deportations of criminals went up. Some 800,000 young people stepped forward, met rigorous requirements, and went through background checks. And America grew stronger as a result."

"But today, that shadow has been cast over some of our best and brightest young people once again. To target these young people is wrong – because they have done nothing wrong. It is self-defeating – because they want to start new businesses, staff our labs, serve in our military, and otherwise contribute to the country we love. And it is cruel. What if our kid’s science teacher, or our friendly neighbor turns out to be a Dreamer? Where are we supposed to send her? To a country she doesn’t know or remember, with a language she may not even speak?"

"Let’s be clear: the action taken today isn’t required legally. It’s a political decision, and a moral question. Whatever concerns or complaints Americans may have about immigration in general, we shouldn’t threaten the future of this group of young people who are here through no fault of their own, who pose no threat, who are not taking away anything from the rest of us. "

"They are that pitcher on our kid’s softball team, that first responder who helps out his community after a disaster, that cadet in ROTC who wants nothing more than to wear the uniform of the country that gave him a chance. Kicking them out won’t lower the unemployment rate, or lighten anyone’s taxes, or raise anybody’s wages."

"It is precisely because this action is contrary to our spirit, and to common sense, that business leaders, faith leaders, economists, and Americans of all political stripes called on the administration not to do what it did today. And now that the White House has shifted its responsibility for these young people to Congress, it’s up to Members of Congress to protect these young people and our future. I’m heartened by those who’ve suggested that they should. And I join my voice with the majority of Americans who hope they step up and do it with a sense of moral urgency that matches the urgency these young people feel."

"Ultimately, this is about basic decency. This is about whether we are a people who kick hopeful young strivers out of America, or whether we treat them the way we’d want our own kids to be treated. It’s about who we are as a people – and who we want to be."

"What makes us American is not a question of what we look like, or where our names come from, or the way we pray. What makes us American is our fidelity to a set of ideals – that all of us are created equal; that all of us deserve the chance to make of our lives what we will; that all of us share an obligation to stand up, speak out, and secure our most cherished values for the next generation. That’s how America has traveled this far. That’s how, if we keep at it, we will ultimately reach that more perfect union”

 Take notes, Mr. Trump!

Tuesday, September 5, 2017

What I've Learned

1. Everybody does Not have a right to their opinion, if they don't know what the hell they're talking about.

2.I don't have an enormus amount of friends...I just know a lot of people.

3.Some of the nastiest and most intolerant people sit in a pew on Sunday's. That may sting but it doesn't make it less true. 

4. Enabling ignorance makes one complicit in the spreading of it. 

5.My friend Jimmy says and I've found this to be true.. "There's no such thing as a mid life crisis. After years and years of tolerating people you don't care for, being politically correct, doing things you don't want to do in order to get along, holding your opinion it comes to a crashing halt."

6.Compatibility is hugely overrated.

7.I really want to live a very long time...but wanting and doing so are two different things!

8. If I had known I'd be around this long...I'd of taken better care of myself! 

9.Happiness is a nice good cup of coffee on your front steps in the morning.

10. Takes you many years to appreciate number #9.


Monday, September 4, 2017

Sunday, September 3, 2017

Rest In Peace- Walter Becker

In Loving Memory of One half of Steely Dan... Rest in Peace, Walter Becker (1950-2017)

Friday, September 1, 2017

Weekend Humor

In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Little Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said,

"Little Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests."

Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.

 "Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, 'Who was our first president?', and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put 'George Washington,' and so did you."

"Awww come in, everyone knows that he was the first president." said Little Johnny.

"Well, just wait a minute," said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, 'Who freed the slaves?' Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you."

"Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that," said Little Johnny.

"Wait, wait," said Mr. Johnson. The next question was, 'Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?' Mary put 'I don't know,' and you put, 'Me neither'."

Everybody Have a Great Weekend!

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Wednesday, August 30, 2017

Tuesday, August 29, 2017

Monday, August 28, 2017

Friday, August 25, 2017

Weekend Humor

There was a Texas oil tycoon who was watching his largest oil well going up in flames.

He called in the best fire fighting equipment money could buy but there was no way they could get close enough to the intense flames to reach them with their water hose.

Finally, out of desperation, he called the local volunteer fire department.

They chugged up in their 1946 truck and passed every one of the state of the art rigs and headed toward the center of the fire. They stopped, jumped out, sprayed each other down with water, and then proceeded to put out the fire. 

When they were finally finished, the millionaire was so impressed with the crew's dedication and bravery, he awarded the chief with a check for $10,000.

 Later, a reporter asked the chief what he was going to do with the money. 

The chief replied, "Well, the first thing we're going to do is fix those lousy brakes!!"


Thursday, August 24, 2017

So Many Rallies

"Hitler held many "Hate Rallies" too!    I'm just putting that out there.

Wednesday, August 23, 2017

Tuesday, August 22, 2017

Eclipse 2017

For about 90 minutes yesterday...Across these Divided United States.. We weren't democrats or Republicans, Black ,Latino,Asian, American Indian or White....We weren't Arab or Christian...or White Supremacists and Anti Fa...We weren't Alt Right or Alt Left...We were just human beings, just people in awe of something we could neither control or understand....

The Eclipse!

Everybody was watching it...

Oh there of course were the usual kill joys who were underwhelmed or said they were underwhelmed...But I'll bet that even they watched...

People had their special glasses and their smartphones and were looking and snapping "Sun Selfies" or should I say "Moon Selfies..."

Personally I thought it was the coolest thing I've ever seen...I hadn't planned on watching...but a lady allowed me to use her glasses and observe...I was in awe....

At that moment, I felt very small in the larger scheme of things...I think we were all reminded of how very small we are in the larger scheme of things...

It was nice that for 90 minutes..We put political differences and what happened on Game Of Thrones, Power and Insecure on the back burner....

for something really larger than life!

Monday, August 21, 2017

What I Worry About

Courtesy of Jackie Hinnant Bass-

A friend of mine posted this on Facebook, yesterday and I don't know about you, but this is basically what's been on my mind.
"You know what worries me? It's not that a group of racist idiots lit some tiki torches and decided to have a rally.

I worry that on Monday they went back to their job in human resources and decided who gets hired and who gets fired. They put their uniform back on and 'serve and protect.

They sit on a jury and decide the fate of a young person of color. They teach in a kindergarten class. 

They sit across from a couple, who came to this country, worked hard and saved, and have the power to approve or deny them a loan to purchase their first home. 

They decide an insurance claim. They give an estimate to repair the brakes on a mother's only mode of transportation to get to work each day.

I don't stay up lamenting the fact that racists feel emboldened to parade in the street.

I stay up because racists have, do, and will apply their racist beliefs in their daily lives and, by extension mine, and they don't do it carrying a banner to distinguish themselves.
It isn't the theatrical that worries me. It's the practical."


Think about that...let that marinate!

Saturday, August 19, 2017

Random Thoughts

1.  We don't have to live in a world of hatred and intolerance.

2. We can start now by teaching our small children acceptance for people who may be different than them.

3. We should teach our children and our teenagers tolerance for people of all races, religions and preferences...

4. In the End, We are all just people....

5.  I think we should all make a conscious effort to befriend someone of a different race or religion.

6. Imagine a world where there are no Alt-Right or Hate Groups.

Just My Two cents....Have a great weekend everybody!

Friday, August 18, 2017

Weekend Humor

The phone call
Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:

"Honey, It's me."


"Are you at the club?"


"Great! I'm at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?"

"What's the price?"

"Only $1,500."

"Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much."

"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."

"What price did he quote you?"

"Only $60,000!"

"Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."

"Great! Before we hang up, something else..."


"It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and...well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property..."

"How much are they asking?"

"Only $650,000... a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."

"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $620,000, OK?"

"Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" "Bye."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and asks aloud, "Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

Everybody have a great weekend!

Thursday, August 17, 2017

Wednesday, August 16, 2017


"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"

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