Friday, January 18, 2019

Weekend Humor

A mortician named John had the terrible task of prepping his best friend Tom to be cremated.

Upon inspecting the body, John discovered that Tom has the largest penis he had ever seen.

So in the name of preserving it, he cut it off and put it in his bag.

When he got home later that night he told his wife, "You're not going to believe this," and he opened his bag.

"Oh my god!" She yelled in horror, "Tom's dead?!"

Everybody have a great weekend!

Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Monday, January 14, 2019

Excuse Me, I Need To Finish Lying

How many more? How much longer before something is done about this guy?


Friday, January 11, 2019

Weekend Humor

A man goes to a restaurant where he sees a sign on the wall that says: "If we can't fill your order, we'll give you $500."

So when the waitress comes to his table he orders, "I'll have rye toast with elephant dung."

The waitress writes down his order and calmly walks to the kitchen.

 About ten minutes later the manager storms out of the kitchen and lays out $500 on the man's table. Angry, the manager says, "Are you happy? This is the first time in ten years we haven't had rye bread!"

Ughhh, Everyone have a great weekend!

Thursday, January 10, 2019

Wednesday, January 9, 2019

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Weekend Humor

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.

Then he notices there are pieces of meat nailed to the ceiling of the bar so he asks the barman what they are for.

The barman replies, "If you can jump up and pull one of them down you get free beer all night. If you fail, you have to pay the bar $100. Do you want to have a go?"

The man thinks about it for a minute before saying,

 "Nah, the steaks are too high!"

Have a great weekend everybody!

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Wednesday, January 2, 2019

Tuesday, January 1, 2019


"Mommy, can I go to Timmy's blog and play?"

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