Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

My Dear America

For all of the folks who didn't vote AND the so called "Woke" folks who wasted their vote on a third party candidate who didn't have a snowball's chance in hell of winning... trying to be deep.... OWN THIS!!!. Here is what you've done. This is who you've got!

Friday, November 25, 2016

Weekend Humor

In the Spirit of Thanksgiving...

A turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.

His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.

After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at the general store get together. "Well I finally did it! I bred a turkey that has 6 legs!"

They all asked the farmer how it tasted.

"I don't know" said the farmer. "I never could catch the darn thing!"

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving....Here's to a great weekend!

Thursday, November 24, 2016

Wednesday, November 23, 2016


Seriously?? In 2016 I have to protest Neo-Nazis? Really?? To All you idiots who voted for Donald Trump...For all you crybabies, so butt hurt that Bernie didn't WIN THAT YOU VOTED FOR THIRD PARTY CANDIDATES WHO DIDN'T HAVE A SNOWBALL'S CHANCE OF HELL IN WINNING...AND ALL YOU SO CALLED WOKE IDIOTS WHO DIDN'T BOTHER TO VOTE AT ALL..Thank you very much...This is what you gave us!

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Monday, November 21, 2016

Friday, November 18, 2016

Weekend Humor


A black man and his wife were invited to a Costume Party so the husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear.
When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.
The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something else I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and gets a replacement. The husband homes home from work, goes to the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.

He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three items: one is a set of three white buttons; the second is a thick white belt; and the third item is a 2 x 4.
The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three white buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo. And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and go as a fudge sickle!"

OUCH!  Everybody have an Anger Free Weekend!

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Thank You (A Random Thought In The Aftermath of.....)

I don't know what the next 4 years will bring...But this was 8 good ones!

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

What Dave Chappelle Said

I have gotten over my shock and I too am going to give our new President a chance...Like my man Dave Chappelle said...I hope he gives everybody else a chance too. African-Americans, Latinos, Muslims and Women!

Friday, November 11, 2016

Weekend Humor

Really Hard to laugh this weekend..but here goes..

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver.

The truck driver motioned for her to pull over.

When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde,

 "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!".

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face.

"Oh you think that's funny.? Watch this!"

He gets a baseball bat out of His truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing hysterically.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it.

He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

 He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is almost falling over.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle."

Have a great weekend everybody!

Thursday, November 10, 2016

Wednesday, November 9, 2016

What Have We Done?

Donald Trump is the new President Elect! I can't believe what I am waking up to this morning.....I thought the majority of the American people were smarter than this...Better than this...Unfortunately they are not...He is not the guy you who voted for him think he is...and you'll find out..... Finally, Thank you to all of you people who voted for third party candidates or didn't vote at all supposedly to make a point! Look what we have now....Did you make your point? Grow Up! We have made a grave mistake here..A grave mistake....And time will bear me out on this..There is no silver lining here...None at all.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Time To Vote

"It's 6:53 as of this writing...The Polls in my neighborhood open in little under ten minutes...I've tied up my sneakers....I'm ready to go and vote......It's put up or shut up time now!

Friday, November 4, 2016

Weekend Humor

A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.

She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.

So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.

As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”

She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH  Everybody hAVE  a sexilicious weekend!

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Random Thoughts

1.Am I the only one who is totally exhausted by this entire election cycle?

2. November 8th at midnight we'll all be able to exhale!

3.Am I the only one tired of hearing about emails?

4.Facebook and Twitter can be fun some days...and then there are days when it's totally exhausting..

5. A lot of people and things are becoming exhausting to me lately...

6.That's All I got (4 Now)

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

What I've Learned

1. Go Big Or Go Home

2.The smaller the balls, the bigger the stakes...

3.If you happen to find yourself in politically mixed company at dinner...Pray you're in a state with strict gun control laws.

4.People who are just determined to argue turn pacifist ploys into provocations.

5.Never spend too much time around people who just have a provocation to drink.

6. It is wrong to end friendships with people who disagree with you....Take advantage of a chance to see something from the other perspective.

7.Power never concedes anything without a fight.

8. A Nazi said this but I find it to be true....If you tell the same lie long enough...People begin to take it as truth!

9.History is usually written by the survivor or the victor.

10.Lose your temper and you've lost the argument.



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