Weekend Humor

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, "Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we're so obsessed with getting laid?"

"That doesn't prove anything," the woman countered. "Think about this: when your ear itches and you stick your little finger in it, wiggle it around, and then pull it out, which feels better—your ear or your finger?”



WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!   Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

While Puerto Rico Drowns!

This is Puerto Rico right now!  No Electricity, No Clean drinking water...Badly in need of Aid....And while this goes on.....Our President is still busy picking fights with Football and Basketball Players!
Someone had to explain to him yesterday that Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands are Territories of the United States....

The things this guy doesn't know just amazes me!

Just shaking my head.....

Why We Kneel

BLACK LIVES MATTER!     STAY WOKE!

Blows Up In Your Face!

BREAKING NEWS!: Trumpcare is officially DEAD. Obamacare lives on. Republican leaders have abandoned their plan to repeal it. Congratulations and THANK YOU to all who fought to #ProtectOurCare!

According to YOUR President...

Don't Be Fooled

Weekend Humor

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side).

While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR all the way down the aisle.

As you can imagine, the crowd was near tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing, and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit.

When asked what he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."

EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Does Make You Wonder

IT DOES MAKE YOU THINK DOESN'T IT?

This Photo Says So Much

At President Trump's United Nations Speech Yesterday!

Since 1978

He's Good At Business?

SEEMS TO ME LIKE HE'S GIVING US THE BUSINESS!

Weekend Humor

EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXILICIOUS WEEKEND!