Friday, April 14, 2017
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, gets up and starts stripping in front of him.
His wife replies," You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"
" I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!