Weekend Humor

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up.

 Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.

After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group.

A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, "They're gone!"

"What? All of the New Yorkers are gone?" asked God.

 "No!" replied Saint Peter.... "The Pearly Gates!"


Everyone have a virtuous weekend!

Stay cool!

I WILL VOTE

THE QUESTION IS ....WILL YOU?

Keith's Favorite Quotes

When Does The Winning Begin?

Permit Patty

From the people who gave you Barbecue Becky...We Present Permit Patty... #sellingwaterwhileblack.

She called the police on an eight year old Black girl selling water in front of the Apartment building they both lived in...

Keith's Music Spotlight

Every Now and then you hear a song that just speaks to you....The Melody caught me, the words caught me...This is me, This is Fire...I like dat!

Weekend Humor

Whenever a baby was born to this outback African tribe it was cause for great celebration and merriment as the future of the tribe would continue to survive.

However, on the last occasion there was a bit of concern as the baby was white and the only person around for 500 miles that was white was the missionary.

The Chief calls him into his hut and explains the problem and highlights his accusation.

The Missionary is put on the spot and slowly strokes his chin, thinking. " I see your dillema Oh great Chief. Come with me. "

They go outside and over to the sheep pen. "You see all these sheep here? They are all white except that one over there that’s black. I’ll do a deal with you. You don’t say anything about the kid and I won’t tell anyone about the sheep, okay ?"


EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

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America's Shame

Please Tell Me

Sweet Justice

Guess Whose....

Keith's Music Spotlight

Maybe I'm Just posting this because it's Sunday....I don't really know...But I heard it on the radio the other day and I kind of liked it...Enjoy, if you're into Drake like that!

Random Thoughts

1. Do All Mean People Aspire to Be Church Ushers??

2.What Does One Do with Uncle Toms, Aunt Jemimas and Step N Fetchits in the Workplace?  Don't they make you cringe??

3.Should Black People Boycott CNN for Making Dennis Rodman Cry?? Asking for a friend....(See Number 2 for reference)

4.Jamie Foxx is being sued by a woman who claims in 2002  ,He slapped her in the face with his penis!!!  Oh Yeahhhhh???

5. Mighty Funny that all of the Social Media Prophets and experts (Including yours truly) don't have books out!

6. I haven't done one of these posts in a minute...I should do more!

Weekend Humor

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the
largest department store chains.

He shyly walked up to the woman
behind the counter and said. ''I'd like to buy a bra for my wife'."..


''What type of bra?'' asked the clerk.

''Type?'' inquires the man ''There is more than one type?''
 
''Look Around,'' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in
every shape, size color and material.

''Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three
types of bras,'' replied the salesclerk.

Confused, the man asked what were the types.

The saleslady replied ''The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?''

Still confused the man asked ''What is the difference between them?''
 
The lady responded ''It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."


Everybody have a sexilicious weekend!

Results Of The Great Summit

Same B.S. Different Countries

The G-7 Summit

WHAT I'VE LEARNED

1. Your Last Mistake is your best teacher.

2.It's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that counts. 

3. You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

4. Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades
and there had better be something else to take its place.

5.Marriage Is not for the faint of heart!

6. Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

7. Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated. 

8. Your family won't always be there for you. It may seem funny, how people you aren't related to can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again. Families aren't always biological.

9. No matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief. 

10. Either you control your attitude or it controls you. 

PEACE!

Weekend Humor

Three mice are at a bar, having drinks, talking about how tough they
are. The first mouse slams down a shot of booze, says, "Let me tell
you how tough I am."

"I spot a trap and go for the cheese. When it snaps, I snatch the bar
and bench press it 20 or so times and before it can close I'm outa
there!" and he tosses down another shot.

The second mouse slams down a shot and says, "You think that's tough?
When I find a pile of d-con, I crush it and snort it like it's
cocaine."  
With that he throws down another shot and slams his
shotglass on the bar.

The first two are staring at the third mouse, waiting to see what he
has to say for himself.

He fires down a shot of booze, throws down his glass and heads for the
door. His buddies look at each other, then at him and say, "Hey, where
are YOU going?"
 
The third mouse says, "I haven't got time for this shit, I need to get
home to screw the cat."

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

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The Double Standard

Weekend Humor

Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.

One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life.
...

''You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world,'' she said.

''I must warn you that men will try to take advantage of you. They'll do anything to get their way.
They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.They just want to get in your panties."she said.

''Excuse me, Mother,'' one of the girls asked. ''You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash? and take us out to dinner?" she asked.


''Yes child, why do you ask?'she said to her..


''Because the priests only give us candy!''she replied...

Everybody have a great weekend!