Friday, June 1, 2018

Weekend Humor

Nuns ran an orphanage for girls in a rural part of Georgia.

One day, the Mother Superior called in 3 teenage girls who were about to leave and seek their way in life.
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''You have led a very sheltered life and you are going into an extremely sinful world,'' she said.

''I must warn you that men will try to take advantage of you. They'll do anything to get their way.
They'll take you to restaurants, buy you drinks and dinner, then back to their apartments and motels where they'll undress you, do terrible things, give you twenty or thirty dollars and kick you out.They just want to get in your panties."she said.

''Excuse me, Mother,'' one of the girls asked. ''You mean men will take advantage of us and give us cash? and take us out to dinner?" she asked.


''Yes child, why do you ask?'she said to her..


''Because the priests only give us candy!''she replied...

Everybody have a great weekend!

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