Friday, September 14, 2018

Weekend Humor

A man and his pregnant wife go to the doctor because she has started labor.

When they arrive the doctor tells them of a great new invention he has made.

He made a machine that can transfer pain from the mother to the father.

The couple is ecstatic and quickly agrees, but the doctor warns the man, "Even 10% of the pain is probably more pain than you've ever felt."

They start at 10% and the husband is not effected at all. He insists they move it up to 50%.

He is... still not phased by the pain, but his wife is feeling a lot better. 

So he tells the doctor to give him all of the pain. 

The woman has her baby with no pain and they are all very happy.

When they get home the UPS man is dead on the porch!


Everybody Have A Great Weekend!

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