Scariest Costume Ever!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Remember When America Was Great?

Time To Vote

STOP THE SECOND COMING OF HITLER!

But He's Not Responsible Right?

Weekend Humor

A blonde woman comes home to discover her husband naked in bed.

He begins to have a heart attack so she runs to the phone to call the police.

At this point her daughter runs up to her and says "Aunt Lilly is in your closet and she's naked."

The blonde woman slams down the phone and runs to the closet and opens the door.

Sure enough, there is her sister hiding behind their clothes.

The blonde woman, now furious, yells "My husband is having a heart attack and all you are doing is running around naked scaring my kids?"


EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXALICIOUS WEEKEND!

The Dangerous Ones

How About This?

If He Can...Why Won't You?

You Have The Power

NOVEMBER 6th is coming...Vote...Checkmate Trump and McConnell!

I'M Voting (Are You?)

NOVEMBER 6TH. The midterm election is less than 2 months away, and the most basic responsibility we have as citizens is to VOTE. Really, it's a responsibility AND a privilege. There is absolutely no reason to not exercise your right. This election is vital - make sure you are registered and VOTE - in person or absentee, no excuses.

It's the one time your opinion is asked and it actually matters...November 6th, get off Facebook/Twitter/ Instagram/Blogger...whatever...and Vote...Let's take our country back!

Weekend Humor

A couple decided to Alaska for a romantic weekend.

When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for that fire place.

He came in after 5 minutes and told his wife that his hands were cold, so she said "Here put your hands between my thighs to warm them."
...

So he did and went back outside to finish chopping wood.

He came in after another 5 minutes and said " Honey my hands are cold again". 

So she tells him "Here put your hands between my thighs to warm them."

So he did and then he went back out to chop some more wood.

5 minutes has passed and he went in again and said, "Honey my hands are cold again". 

She then said, " Damn don't your ears ever get cold?"



Everybody have a great weekend!

Dear White People

Nuff Said!

The Deficit

Yes I Am Partisan

See?  It isn't really a choice is it? 

Weekend Humor

A mother took her little boy to church.

While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."
...

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper'."

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper."

The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, just whisper in my ear."

Everybody have a great weekend!

Politics Is

Lies and More Lies

No, Really?

What Day Is Today?

Just In Case You Forgot

Weekend Humor

A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

"Your mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."

  So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. 

Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father having sex with the nanny. 

He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." 

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." 

The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in Deep Shit.”


HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!

Scary Times

What I've Learned

1.Success can truly happen for anyone who stops waiting on others to make it happen for them.

2.The Facts don't always reveal the truth, but the truth always reveals the facts.

3. You can't improve your circumstances without improving yourself.

4.Knowledge is Knowing the right answer but intelligence is asking the right question.

5.You can't walk into a lions den and then wonder why they are trying to eat you!

6.Sometimes, Not Getting what you want is God's Greatest Blessing!

7.When you mistakenly think the fight is over....That's when you get your ass kicked!

8.Yes, I'm 60, but I feel about 40 on most days...I never let the old man in...

9. Everything Comes in Waves...I always believe I'm going to catch another good wave!

10.If you have a true passion and true joy for what you're doing...Good Things will come back to you!

Peace!

Forty Years Of

When The Skelatons In Your Closet Come Looking For You