Weekend Humor

A mortician named John had the terrible task of prepping his best friend Tom to be cremated.

Upon inspecting the body, John discovered that Tom has the largest penis he had ever seen.

So in the name of preserving it, he cut it off and put it in his bag.

When he got home later that night he told his wife, "You're not going to believe this," and he opened his bag.

"Oh my god!" She yelled in horror, "Tom's dead?!"


Everybody have a great weekend!