Trump in Decline

 There is something seriously wrong with Donald J. Trump and everyday it's getting worse!

New York Times reporter Katie Rogers published a piece yesterday about how Trump is doing fewer and fewer public events, is falling asleep in public, is less and less coherent when he IS in public, and questions the implications of his ruminations on the afterlife and how he’s not going to heaven.

 This, of course, did not sit well with Trump, who cannot stand anyone ever even *implying* that he is not the smartest, handsomest, healthiest, richest and most popular man to have ever walked the planet, and he immediately launched into a Category 5 hurricomplain. 

 Writing on Truth Social, Trump whined that “The Creeps at the Failing New York Times are at it again. I won the 2024 Presidential Election in a Landslide, winning all…[EXTREMELY BORING AND LONG LIST OF FAKE ACCOMPLISHMENTS AND LIES REMOVED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE] “To do this requires a lot of Work and Energy, and I have never worked so hard in my life. Yet despite all of this the Radical Left Lunatics in the soon to fold New York Times did a hit piece on me that I am perhaps losing my Energy, despite facts that show the exact opposite. They know this is wrong, as is almost every thing that they write about me, including election results, ALL PURPOSELY NEGATIVE.” “This cheap “RAG” is truly an ‘ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE.’'

 "The writer of the story, Katie Rogers, who is assigned to write only bad things about me, is a third rate reporter who is ugly, both inside and out. Despite all of this, I have my highest Poll Numbers, ever, and with record setting investment being made in America, they should only go up. There will be a day when I run low on Energy, it happens to everyone, but with a PERFECT PHYSICAL EXAM AND A COMPREHENSIVE COGNITIVE TEST (“That was aced”) JUST RECENTLY TAKEN, it certainly is not now! GOD BLESS AMERICA & MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” 

His original tweet had claimed that he “One our Nation’s Districts by 2750 to 550,” but was replaced with a corrected version. You could just replace all this entire very petty and immature diatribe with the words “I’M INSECURE” and it would have saved us all a lot of time and effort. 

To call a female reporter “ugly on the inside and out” makes the second time in two weeks that the President has attacked a female reporter for her looks, resorting to schoolyard bullying to overcompensate for the fact that he knows his brain is a big bag of garbage juice and burger grease slowly leaking out of his head like it’s Rudy Giuliani’s eyeliner. It’s about time the media started covering the decline that we all can see playing out before our very eyes. More of this, please!