Monday, August 13, 2018
Sunday, August 12, 2018
Keith's Music Spotlight
I've been meaning to download this song for a minute...A Little Wisdom from my frat brother, Brother Marvin Sapp for your Sunday Morning Coffee and Toast...Enjoy!
Friday, August 10, 2018
Weekend Humor
A washed up actor hasn't gotten a job in years. He has lost his
ability to remember lines.
But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a Broadway musical.
When he arrives at the theater the director tells him, "You have the most important part, but you only have one line. You walk onto stage with a rose; bring it close to your nose with your thumb, index, and middle fingers; and sniff it deeply. Then you will say, 'Oh, the smell of my lover.'"
But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a Broadway musical.
When he arrives at the theater the director tells him, "You have the most important part, but you only have one line. You walk onto stage with a rose; bring it close to your nose with your thumb, index, and middle fingers; and sniff it deeply. Then you will say, 'Oh, the smell of my lover.'"
When it comes time for him to say his line he walks onto stage and
says, "Oh, the smell of my lover." With this the crowd begins to laugh
hysterically and the director explodes with anger.
"YOU IDIOT!" he screams..
The actor runs off stage and asks, "Did I forget my lines?"
The director replies, "No! You forgot the flower."
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
"YOU IDIOT!" he screams..
The actor runs off stage and asks, "Did I forget my lines?"
The director replies, "No! You forgot the flower."
EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Thursday, August 9, 2018
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Monday, August 6, 2018
What I've Learned
1.Be Strong...You Never Know who you may be inspiring.
2.When All Else Fails, Take A Nap!
3.I see no good reason to act my age
4.A Smile is often the prettiest thing you can wear
5.The First Step to getting what you want is to get rid of what you don't need!
6.Some People Cross Your Path and Change your whole direction...
7.And Then there are people who make you wish you'd gone in another direction when they crossed your path.
8.Some Days You're the Pigeon...Some Days You're the Statue...
9.You can never be too happy!
10. Sex Never gets old.
PEACE!
Sunday, August 5, 2018
Saturday, August 4, 2018
Friday, August 3, 2018
Weekend Humor
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall.
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter old head, never done anything wild in your life?"
...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.
He had spiked hair all different colors, green, red, orange, blue, and yellow.
The old man just stared.
The young man said, "What's the matter old head, never done anything wild in your life?"
...
The old man replied, "I Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY!!!!!
Thursday, August 2, 2018
Wednesday, August 1, 2018
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