Weekend Humor

A man and his pregnant wife go to the doctor because she has started labor.

When they arrive the doctor tells them of a great new invention he has made.

He made a machine that can transfer pain from the mother to the father.

The couple is ecstatic and quickly agrees, but the doctor warns the man, "Even 10% of the pain is probably more pain than you've ever felt."

They start at 10% and the husband is not effected at all. He insists they move it up to 50%.

He is... still not phased by the pain, but his wife is feeling a lot better. 

So he tells the doctor to give him all of the pain. 

The woman has her baby with no pain and they are all very happy.

When they get home the UPS man is dead on the porch!


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1. You Can't Control The Hand Life Deals You, But You Do Control your response

2.Love Isn't Love until you love someone who doesn't deserve it.

3.Everything has been said, but not everything has been said well..

4.You can make a career out of people underestimating you!

5.The Storms and Shoals Of the Journey help make the man.

6.Getting Old is an Unfortunate Part Of Life.

7.Trouble is the easiest thing in the world to find!

8.I believe Providence is somehow going to guide you into the direction you need to go.

9.Every Day is Great..It's A Day Extra!

10.The People who think they know me the most, really don't.

Peace!

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

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