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Weekend Humor

A guy is walking down the street with some chicken wire under his arm.

 His neighbor sees him and asks what he has. The guy replies, "Its chicken wire and I'm going to catch some chickens." 

His neighbor says, "You fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire." 

Later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 chickens. The next day he sees him walking down the street with some duct tape under his arm. Once again he asks what the guy is up to.

 The guy says he has some duct tape and he is going to catch some ducks. He replies, "You fool, you can't catch ducks with duct tape." 

Sure enough later that night, he sees the guy walking down the street dragging 12 ducks behind him. 

The next day, he sees the guy walking with something else under his arm. He asks what it is. 

The guy replies, "Its pussy willow." 

He says, "Hold on, let me get my hat."

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Weekend Humor

A bachelor who for companionship, had a beloved cat for over 10 years, plans a vacation to Paris and entrusts the cat with his brother.

As soon as he arrives in Paris he calls his brother and asks how his cat is doing without him. "Oh, the cat? He's dead." said the brother bluntly.

"I can't believe this!" yells the bachelor. "How could you tell me he's dead like that?"

 "How else was I supposed to tell you?" the brother asked.

"Well you could have broke it to me gently." the brother went on. 

"When I called today you could have said he is up on the roof but the fire department is getting him down. Then tomorrow when I called you could have said that he fell while they were trying to rescue him and broke his back but, don't worry, the best vet in town was doing the surgery to repair it. And then when I called the third day you could have said they did all they could do but they couldn't save him." 

 The brother thought about this and says, "That does sound better than the way I said it." 

 "Never mind," says the bachelor exasperated, "How's mother?" 

The brother says "She's on the roof but the fire department is getting her down."


EVERYBODY HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

I Don't Recall

Attorney General Jeff Sessions is a liar who has perjured himself by magically claiming to have forgotten all Trump campaign contacts with Russia, PERIOD.

I remember being asked why I did something once.
Since I knew that regardless what I said I was screwed anyway, I remarked. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." In retrospect I should have said "I don't recall" Might have faired better.