Saturday, February 14, 2009

Weekend Joke


Here is a Valentine's Day joke that a
friend emailed to me. I hope you all enjoy it...

A woman rubbed a bottle and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, "Nope, sorry. Three-wish genies are a storybook myth. I'm a one-wish genie. So, what'll it be?" The woman did not hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other and I want all the Arabs to love the Jews and Americans and vice-versa. It will bring about world peace and harmony."

The genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable. These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good, but not THAT good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please be reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know... one that's considerate, fun, romantic, likes to cook, helps with the house cleaning, is good in bed, gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That is what I wish for... a good man." The genie let out a sigh, rolled his eyes, and said... "Let me see the damn map again!"

21 comments:

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

ROFL!

Happy Valentine's Day, Keith!

Stacye said...

...now that was funny! Thanks Keith...and Happy Valentines Day to you and your wife!

Stacye

Kofi Bofah said...

Ha!

Funny, but let's give the good brothers some credit, though...

Solomon said...

lmbao Keith, that was a good one.

clnmike said...

Lol, thats messed up.

Beautifully.Conjured.Up said...

LOL, that was cute...sorry to say, but I think the Genie is right...I don't know what man has all of those things.

Toni said...

ROFLMBAO!!

Good One Keith!

Angie B. said...

Now This was a good one!

Vanessa said...

Thanks, I needed a good laugh.

Lisa said...

Hillarious!!

Sunflower said...

Cute!

Halo said...

ROFL- That was a good one Keith!

Captain Jack said...

lolololololol! Very Funny.

Jazzy said...

The joke was ok..I figured the ladies would like it.

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Whatever! -lololol.

James Perkins said...

Great comic releif, two days in a row.

Simon Bastion said...

Nice Joke- a little one sided, but
funny just the same.

Tate2 said...

Ha Ha..Funny....Next time we need one for the fellas Keith!

Keith said...

@Tate2- Will do! lololol.

Swaggie said...

Good one!

Angel said...

LOL




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