Friday, April 17, 2009

Weekend Joke


A burglar broke into a Christian family's home one night. He shined his flashlight around the house looking for valuables, when all of a sudden he heard a strange voice echoing from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.

After a while, when he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued. Just as he pulled the stereo out so that he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is still watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot!

The burglar whispered to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot squawked, "Yep, sure did. I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed and said, "Warn me, huh? And, what is your name?" The bird replied, "Me? Why my name is Moses." The burglar laughed and asked, "Moses? What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" The parrot replied, "The same kind of people that would name that Pit Bull comin' at you, Jesus!"

It's Friday

21 comments:

Solomon said...

LMAO Keith, that was a good one bro.

Jillian said...

hahahaha NICE!

Have a wonderful weekend Keith!!!

Toni said...

You are crazy-LMAO!!!

Angie B. said...

Good One!

Grover Tha Playboy said...

Good one Playa! have a nice weekend!

Sunflower said...

Funny!!!

James Perkins said...

LMBAO!!! Have a nice weekend Keith!

Simon Bastion said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha...Didn't see that coming!

Jazzy said...

You're off the hinges Fam! Have a good weekend!

Tate2 said...

Good One!

Swaggie said...

Keith, you crazy man! That was a good one.

Cheryl said...

Hahahahahahahahaha...Okayyyy, didn't see that one coming!

Brenda said...

And you tell jokes too!! Hahahahahaha.

Lisa said...

I heard a variation of this joke before, but you embellished it and made it even funnier! Good one..Have a nice weekend Keith!

Halo said...

LMAO Keith...

Have a Great Weekend!!

Sean said...

LMBAO! Not a good situation to catch yourself in....Have a great weekend Keith.

Captain Jack said...

LMGAO!!! Hillarious ...I didn't see that ending...

Vanessa said...

Hahahahahahaha...Good one Keith!
Have a blessed weekend!

Mizrepresent said...

lol, loved it Keith! Happy Friday!

Thoughts of a Southern gal said...

LOl Good one!

A Free Spirit Butterfly said...

Too funny, maybe I'll change my dogs name or get a Parrot???

PS can we not talk about crime on my only day off? (LOL)

The butterfly




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