Saturday, April 25, 2009

Weekend Joke


Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful his roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between them and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but, I assure you that Jennifer and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it... but, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So, he sat down and wrote:

Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian.

Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:

Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But, the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.

28 comments:

Jillian said...

NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!

Mama knows...MAMA KNOWS!! lol

and thanks for the luv on the post Keith!! :)

Enjoy the weekend!!

Solomon said...

LMAO Keith, that was funny as hell bro!

LadyLee said...

You's a FOOL, Keith!!

That was TOO funny!!!

Toni said...

Funny!

Angie B. said...

You are crazy Keith!

Brenda said...

You just keep me coming back for more...ROFLMAO!

Cheryl said...

Hilllarious!!!

Lisa said...

You can't fool Mama!ROFLMAO!!!

Halo said...

ROFLMBAO!!!!!

That was a good one Keith!

Vanessa said...

That was good..I liked that one Keith!!

Sunflower said...

A Mother Always Knows!lolololol

Have a nice weekend Keith!

Regina said...

I read that before and it is ALWAYS funny!!

Regina said...

Hey Keith, I have something for you.
http://reginasfamilyseasons.blogspot.com/2009/04/spread-love-saturday.html

Angel said...

LOL Loved it thanks for cheering me up!

James Perkins said...

Mother Always Knows !!! lololol.

Grover Tha Playboy said...

You can't fool mama!-LMBAO..Good one Keith!

Simon Bastion said...

Good One!

Jazzy said...

That was Funny man!

Swaggie said...

Hahahahahahaha...That was good!

Tate2 said...

Tbat was hella funny!

Sean said...

Neat trick..Only a mother would know to do that!

Captain Jack said...

Lovely joke Keith!

Kim said...

LOL... That was funny

Juri said...

I found your blog while jumping from blog to blog....and your post was so funny I almost choked on my first cup of coffee this morning! What a way to start a day, with a good laugh! Great blog!

CurvyGurl ♥ said...

Hilarious!

svrbrownsuga said...

LOL LOL I like this joke :D lol

CareyCarey said...

Hello Keith

I am sorry I came by so late but....

You need to come by my spot and pickup a little something. RiPPa is over there and so is Mizrepresent.

Oyin said...

LMAO and you know you aint right...lol




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