Saturday, November 28, 2015

Friday, November 27, 2015

Keith's Favorite Quotes

No weekend Humor this week...Just a nice message or mantra for the world!

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Keith's Thanksgiving Mantra #1



HAPPY THANKSGIVING

Remember ,We all have much to be thankful for!

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Monday, November 23, 2015

American Irony!

For all of those Republican Governors refusing to allow Syrian Refugees into their states....Here is something to think about!  How soon we all forget!

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Friday, November 20, 2015

Weekend Humor



A man named Paddy goes to a toastmaster contest. He wins the best toast of the night with, "Here's to the last 20 years of me life, spend between me wife's legs."

The crowd loves it and laughs heartily.

When he gets home His wife asks him how it went and he tells her that he won. When she asks him about his toast he tells her, "I said, 'Here's to the last 20 years of me life, spend at the church and with my wife'."
...
She smiles and kisses him on the cheek.

"Oh Paddy that was sweet." she says.

A few days later she is at the grocery store and sees one of the other men at the competition. He tells her, "Your husband gave a beautiful speech the other night.."


She replies, "He told me..He wasn't being completely honest you know.. He's only been there twice since I've known him. He fell asleep one of the times and the other time I have to pull him by the ear to get him to come."

Everybody have a groovalicious funkdacious weekend!

Thursday, November 19, 2015

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Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Anchor Husband

The sheer hypocrisy of a lot of these politicians amazes me!

Monday, November 16, 2015

The Face Of Guilt



This was on my Twitter feed this morning...Crazy, but sooo true!

Friday, November 13, 2015

Dear Racist Boycotters

At last, the new Star Wars movie, "The Force Awakens " will be released today.....I can't believe that a few misguided (ie-racist) people on Twitter had a heart attack because this man,shown above is the lead actor in the new movie...

They have even threatened to boycott the movie...Good...More of my friends (of all races) will have seats...Stay home racists...we don't need you and I'm certain that true Star Wars fans will still make this movie a box office success!!

Weekend Humor

A man, his wife, and his son all go to a nude beach. Naturally, the young son has lots of questions. He runs to his father,  

"Dad! Dad! All of the women have these things hanging from their chests!"

His father tells him, "Son, those are breasts. The women with large ones are dumb and the small ones are smart."

Soon after the son comes running again, "Mom! Mom! All of the guys have these things dangling between their legs!"


The mom replies, "Those are called penis's. The men with the big ones are dumb and the men with small ones are smart."

A little bit later the son runs up to his mom and asks her, "Mom! Mom! Is being dumb contagious? Dad is talking to a really dumb lady and he keeps getting dumber and dumber."

EVERYONE HAVE A SUPER GROOVALICIOUS WEEKEND!

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Keith's Favorite Quotes

"See, it's not about what's ON the cup, it's about what's IN the cup. With that said, what's IN you? Is Christ IN you or is He just something you put ON when it is convenient for YOU?"-Angela Hyman

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Monday, November 9, 2015

What I've Learned


1.Life is Like a river...It ebbs and flows...

2.I like my mind....That's why I never harmed it with drugs and alcohol...(Well not too much!)

3.Curiosity may have killed the cat...but lack of it will keep us ignorant!

4.I didn't know what being a good man was until I became a husband and a father...

5.I was a child and later on a young adult in need of some restraint!

6.I had some fear and trepidation before making every big decision in my life....Then, that kid inside me that was always in need of some restraint always whispered to my sub conscious-''Yeah...Why not..go on do it."

7.The Only thing that lasts of you is how good or how rotten you treated the people who's paths you've crossed.

8.You can only make decisions you think are best and after that..you gotta let the chips fall where they may!

9.The More mistakes you make, the more you learn.

10.I sure miss my Cousin Arlene...Wish she was around to read and comment on my blog and the current political climate...We had some great conversations.


Peace!

Friday, November 6, 2015

Weekend Humor


1.What's the difference between a whore and a rooster?
A rooster says, CockleDoodleDoo! A whore says, AnyCockleDoo.

2.A man walks up to a large woman on a table and says "Damn! Nice legs."

She giggles like a school girl and replies "You really think so?"

The man says "Hellllllllllll yeah! Most tables would have broken by now. Must be oak."

3.A blonde woman and her boyfriend are making love when she suddenly freezes and stops moving.

Her boyfriend is shocked, "Are you okay? What's wrong?"
 
She replies, "I was watching porn and I saw them doing this, it's called 'buffering'."

and lastly-

4.A man goes to a restaurant where he sees a sign on the wall that says: "If we can't fill your order, we'll give you $500."

So when the waitress comes to his table he orders, "I'll have rye toast with elephant dung."

The waitress writes down his order and calmly walks to the kitchen.

About ten minutes later the manager storms out of the kitchen and lays out $500 on the man's table.

Angry, the manager says, "Are you happy? This is the first time in ten years we haven't had rye bread!"



Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkayyyyyyyyyyy! Everybody have a super groovalicious weekend!

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Lucy, They've Got A Lot Of Explaining to Do!

Gotta love the Hacktivists that are known as "Anonymous"...When you get on their bad side...You're toast....

The Hacktivist group Anonymous has begun publishing the personal details of members of the Ku Klux Klan as its campaign of cyberwar against the white supremacist group escalates.

Anonymous, the amorphous online activist collective, last week promised to reveal the identity of 1,000 members of the KKK after coming into possession of the private information through a compromised Twitter account associated with the group.

The details published on Sunday and Monday are only a small portion of the total information, and include email addresses and phone numbers which the hacktivist group claims belong to members of the KKK. Anonymous hackers have so far published four separate listings on text-sharing website Pastebin, including 57 phone numbers and 23 email addresses.

There has been no verification of the details so far, but Anonymous has vowed to reveal the full identities of up to 1,000 members of the KKK Thursday, Nov. 5 to coincide with the group’s global protest movement, called the Million Mask March. International Business Times has attempted to call several of the numbers on the list, but none have connected so far.

Some official KKK Twitter accounts have reacted angrily to publication of members’ details, with one suggesting the white supremacist group carry out its own rally on Nov. 5 alongside Anonymous' Million Mask March.

Anonymous and the KKK have been battling it out in cyberspace for almost a year, ever since the protests in Ferguson when a local chapter of the Klan weighed into the debate by warning that it would use “lethal force” against anyone protesting on the streets of Ferguson. In response, Anonymous took control of the official Twitter account of the KKK chapter and published details of some members’ identities. The group also claimed evidence of a connection between the Ferguson police and the KKK.  No surprise there...It's Missouri.

In its statement addressed to the members of the KKK, Anonymous didn’t pull any punch in its assessment of the group: “After closely observing so many of you for so very long, we feel confident that applying transparency to your organizational cells is the right, just, appropriate and only course of action. You are abhorrent. Criminal. You are more than extremists. You are more than a hate group. You operate much more like terrorists and you should be recognized as such.”

I've been saying that for years...How is the Klan any different from Al Queda? Tell me?

In case you're wondering just who was named....(And we know you are...) Anonymous names US Senators Thom Tillis (R-N.C.), John Cornyn (R-Tx.), Dan Coats (R-In.) and Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) as members of the KKK. Anonymous also outed several mayors of major US cities, including Madeline Rogero of Knoxville, Tennessee; Jim Gray of Lexington, Kentucky; Paul D. Fraim of Norfolk, Virginia; Kent Guinn of Ocala, Florida; and Tom Henry of Fort Wayne, Indiana.

Thom Tillis, who is listed as a member of the United Northern and Southern Knights of the KKK in Thornton, was North Carolina’s Speaker of the House before being elected to the US Senate in 2014. Tillis was behind the implementation of numerous far-right policies in the Tar Heel State including voter ID laws, public education cuts, restrictions on abortion that were later struck down by federal judges, tax hikes on low-income earners to pay for tax cuts for the wealthy, among others.
John Cornyn, who Anonymous claims is affililiated with the United White Knights of the KKK, is the current Majority Whip, making him one of the most powerful members of the US Senate.

Johnny Isakson is listed as a member of the Original Knight Riders of the KKK. Isakson served as a U.S. Congressman for Georgia’s 6th Congressional District between 1999 and 2005. He currently serves as Georgia’s senior US Senator, and is up for re-election in 2016.

Dan Coats is Indiana’s senior US Senator, and is listed as a member of the United Northern and Southern Knights of the KKK — along with Thom Tillis.

Jim Gray of Lexington, Kentucky, who Anonymous says is a member of the United Northern and Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan, is openly gay.(WHOAAAA, I didn't see that one coming.) Gray vehemently denied any ties to the KKK on his official Twitter feed:"I am opposed to everything the KKK stands for. I have no idea where this information came from, but wherever it came from, it is wrong."

He is the only person named so far who has denied his affliation...

I'm betting right now, a lot of folks are sweating under their robes and hoods....Stay Tuned...Anonymous plans on more revelations to come.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Who's Criminal?

Read this story carefully...You're about to be schooled-

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.”

Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!”

 
This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do!


When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.”

 
The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!”

 
This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications!


After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: “Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”.

 
This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!


The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.”

 
This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job.


The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. 


The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!”
 
This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

 
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.


This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks!


So who are the real robbers here?


Who's Criminal?




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