A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she
wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini
line.
She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
So
the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then
instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her
left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too.
As the
woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you
don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on
your thighs?”
She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and
Christmas!”
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Everybody hAVE a sexilicious weekend!
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