"Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie."
Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charged $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, the man reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for six hours, whereupon the man calmly left afterwords, leaving Natalie satisfied and dazed....
"Oh My God...He didn't want to stop...Woooooooooooo." she replied.
The next night he appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again the old man took out the money, the two went up to the room and after Six or Seven hours , he left.
Again leaving Natalie satisfied and dazed...and out of breath...
"He's screwing my brains out...woooooooooooooooooou" she exclaimed, too exhausted to see anyone else..
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it.
Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of Six hours, Natalie questioned the old man, why they lie in bed in post coital bliss:
"Whoooooooooooooo....Oh My God!! You've been wearing me out this week...No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from Big Daddy?"
The man replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said the old man. "Your father died last week, and I'm your sister's attorney. She asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
(Some things in life are certain: taxes, death and being screwed by an attorney.)
EVERYBODY HAVE A SEXILICIOUS WEEKEND!