Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful his roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between them and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but, I assure you that Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it... but, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So, he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian.
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But, the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than meets the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking but, I assure you that Jennifer and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said, "Well, I doubt it... but, I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure". So, he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mom: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house. I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But, the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Brian.
Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that read:
Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer. I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But, the fact remains that if Jennifer is sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.
28 comments:
NIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!
Mama knows...MAMA KNOWS!! lol
and thanks for the luv on the post Keith!! :)
Enjoy the weekend!!
LMAO Keith, that was funny as hell bro!
You's a FOOL, Keith!!
That was TOO funny!!!
Funny!
You are crazy Keith!
You just keep me coming back for more...ROFLMAO!
Hilllarious!!!
You can't fool Mama!ROFLMAO!!!
ROFLMBAO!!!!!
That was a good one Keith!
That was good..I liked that one Keith!!
A Mother Always Knows!lolololol
Have a nice weekend Keith!
I read that before and it is ALWAYS funny!!
Hey Keith, I have something for you.
http://reginasfamilyseasons.blogspot.com/2009/04/spread-love-saturday.html
LOL Loved it thanks for cheering me up!
Mother Always Knows !!! lololol.
You can't fool mama!-LMBAO..Good one Keith!
Good One!
That was Funny man!
Hahahahahahaha...That was good!
Tbat was hella funny!
Neat trick..Only a mother would know to do that!
Lovely joke Keith!
LOL... That was funny
I found your blog while jumping from blog to blog....and your post was so funny I almost choked on my first cup of coffee this morning! What a way to start a day, with a good laugh! Great blog!
Hilarious!
LOL LOL I like this joke :D lol
Hello Keith
I am sorry I came by so late but....
You need to come by my spot and pickup a little something. RiPPa is over there and so is Mizrepresent.
LMAO and you know you aint right...lol
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