Friday, June 10, 2011

Weekend Humor





Claude is getting into the shower just as Toni ,his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

Toni quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.



When she opens the door, there stands Drake, their next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Drake smiles leeringly and says, " Antoinette,‘I’ll give you $800.00  if you ,uh drop that towel.’'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Drake, He smiles slyly and after a few minutes, Drake hands her $800.00 and leaves.



Toni wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, Claude asks, ‘'Hey,Who was that?’

‘It was Drake that guy from next door,'’ she replies.

‘'Kool,'’ Claude says, "Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’'

13 comments:

Grover Tha Playboy said...

ROTFLMAO- That joke is an oldie but goodie, but you are such a good storyteller, I love your twist on it!

Toni said...

That was too funny!

Angie B. said...

You are crazy!

Sunflower said...

I thought I was on your other blog for a minute! LOL!

Swaggie said...

You are killin it today fam...

Tate 2 said...

ROTFLMAO- Good one!

Samuel Bastion said...

That was funny!

Sean said...

Grover took the words out of my mouth! LOL! Good one Keith!

Halo said...

That was funny!

Cheryl said...

Funny! Have a great weekend Keith!

Lisa said...

An old joke, but a nice take on it!
LOL!

Vanessa said...

Too cute!

Brenda said...

That was funny1




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