Friday, May 16, 2014

Weekend Humor



A cowboy who had just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Beer. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it...It would taste a heck of a lot better if you bought one at  a time."

The cowboy replies to the bartender...

''Well you see...I have two brothers...One is in Arizona,the other is in Colorado, When we all left our home in Texas, we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together...So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that that is a nice custom and leaves it there...

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar and always drinks the same way...He orders three mugs of beer and drinks them in turn.

One night  he comes in and orders only two mugs .All of the regulars take notice and fall silent...When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says -"I don't want to intrude on your grief fella ,but I wanted to just offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks kind of puzzled for a moment...

"My loss?" he says.

Then a light goes on in his head and he laughs...

"Ohhhhhhh nahhh man, everybody is just fine, all my brothers are just fine.." he said.  "It's just that me and my wife just joined the Baptist Church and I had to cut back on my drinking............It hasn't affected my brothers though!

EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

5 comments:

George S. said...

Good One !

Toni said...

HA! Now that was funny! Have a great weekend Keith!

Angie B. said...

Love your blogs!

Sunflower said...

Good one!

James Perkins said...

Ahhhhhhhh, I liked that!




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