Weekend Humor

A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. 

Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck
.
The lawyer turns around. 

“What the hell do you think you’re doing?” he snaps!

“Oh..I’m a chiropractor, and I’m just keeping in practice while I’m waiting in line.” says the man.

“Well, I’m a lawyer, but you don’t see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?” 

EVERYBODY HAVE A GROOVY WEEKEND!