Friday, March 11, 2016

Weekend Humor

Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursued them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" 

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."said the first guy.

 "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" asked the Judge.

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle)is your brain after drugs." he said with pride.

"That's admirable," said the judge. He looked over at the other young man...

"And you, how did you do?"  

 "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."he said.

 "156 people??? That's amazing! How did you manage to do that???" asked the Judge.

""Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison...."


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