Keith's Favorite Quotes

On This Memorial Day

On This Memorial Day,Let us salute all of the heroic Black Men and women who fought and Died from the American Revolution to the present. We Salute You!

Weekend Humor- Two For Your Trouble

"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?" said the young woman.


"My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have had three husbands! Surely that cannot be." said her father.

"Well, father, my first husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk, and the next one was in construction and he always said he'd get to it tomorrow. The last one was a gynecologist and all he did was look. But this time, father, I'm marrying a lawyer and I'm sure I'm going to get screwed."


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A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most STD's.

The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the STD's

The boy answers: "When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and I'll screw her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will screw. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman. AND THAT's The Bastard WHO RAN OVER MY FROG !!!!"

Everybody have a great weekend!

Two Kinds of Republicans

Are You Afraid?

If you aren't afraid right now....Maybe you should be!

The Supreme Court Actually Got It Right

Maybe Justice Anton Scalia's death yielded some goodwill after all!


I have long been a critic of this current Supreme Court calling it the most reactionary Supreme Court in ages...Mainly because of it's inclusion of Clarence "Uncle" Thomas and the late Anton Scalia...


With Scalia now deceased...perhaps the Supremes mellowed on a racially sensitive issue..


Yesterday ,The U.S. Supreme Court  left in place a lower court's ruling that said Virginia's Republican-led legislature unlawfully considered race when drawing U.S. congressional districts by packing black voters into one of them.

The court, down a justice following February's death of Antonin Scalia, ruled 8-0 against current and former Republican U.S. House of Representatives members who had challenged a June 2015 lower court ruling that threw out the district.

The court said the Republican lawmakers did not have legal standing to bring the case.

The focus of the case was on the composition of the majority-black House district held by Democrat Bobby Scott, the only black member of Virginia's congressional delegation.

Republican legislatures across the country have been trying to change districts in order to create winning districts for themselves...It is both unconstitutional and criminal...All the more reason that the average man on the street, both Black and White believe the system is rigged...

One more reason that both Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump's outsider status is so appealing to so many...

This time the Supremes got it right and as surprised as I am...I give credit when and where it is deserved.

Amtrak Vs. Benghazi

Emperor Trump's New Clothes

A month ago several Republicans were uniting against Donald Trump.....Isn't it funny that with every coming day more and more of them are falling in line behind him?  People are basically hypocritical aren't they? I'm not surprised by this at all...Where is the talk of a brokered convention now?? (Crickets) Exactly....That talk is growing silent....They still don't really like him or want him...but they don't have any choice now...for better or worse...He's their guy!

Weekend Humor

A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn; his wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a nap.

The wife, to escape her snoring husband, decided to take the boat out.

Since she was not familiar with the lake, she rowed out to the middle, anchored the boat, and started reading her book.

 Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside and said, "Good morning, ma'am. What are you doing here?" 

 "I'm Reading a book," she replied, thinking, "Is this guy blind or what?"  

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.  

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. You can see that, surely."  she said . 

"But you have all the equipment, ma'am. I'll have to write you up."  he said.

"If you do that, I will charge you with rape," returned the irate woman. 

"But I haven't even touched you," the sheriff objected. 

"That's true; but you have all the equipment." she said. 


THE MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. 


Have a great weekend everybody!

Send This To Donald Trump and his Supporters

A Message from Superman!

The Lost Party

Wisdom From Across The Pond

The whole world sees how utterly idiotic we as a nation has come to look!

What Would They Have Said?

Weekend Humor

Monroe and his wife Martha went to the State Fair every year.


Every year Monroe would say, "Martha, I'd like to ride in that airplane."


And every year Martha would say, "I know, Monroe, but that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."


 This one year Monroe and Martha went to the fair and Monroe said, "Martha, I'm 71 years old. If I don't ride that airplane this year I may never get another chance." Martha replied,


"Monroe, that airplane ride costs ten dollars, and ten dollars is ten dollars."


The pilot overheard them and said, "Folks, I"ll make you a deal. I"ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won't charge you, but if you say one word it's ten dollars."


Monroe and Martha agreed and up they go. The pilot does all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word is heard.


He does all his tricks over again, but still not a word. They land and the pilot turns to Monroe, "By golly, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn't."


Monroe replied, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."




EVERYBODY HAVE A SUPER GROOVY WEEKEND!

Gun Of A Bitch

I was hoping to never have to write another post about this attention whore....George Zimmerman...but he just can't stop grabbing the nation's attention.


The news today is that he is going to auction off the pistol he used to kill Trayvon Martin with...


He says "It's a piece of history"


What he should say is "I need the money and I need attention."


He is the most despicable human being imaginable.. and he doesn't deserve another paragraph of my time....or yours!

All In How You Perceive It

I am often amazed at how biased and two faced the media,both Social and Regular media can be when covering things and how stupid the general public can be ,in believing certain things...Case in point...David Bowie died and I don't think they revealed that he had Cancer for a few days...Still he died...people mourned and that was that.

Prince died and within hours..before his body was even cold..some of the most ridiculous theories as to what caused his death spread like wildfire over some legitimate media vehicles..Everything from he had AIDs to he died of an overdose to the most ridiculous...wait for it.....

He was murdered by the Illuminati...What equally amazes me is how many people ,who you would believe are sane...actually believe this crap..when the truth is...Nobody knows what his cause of death is yet...Yet everybody is speculating.

 I got it from good sources that the Illuminati was NOT responsible..I met with several high ranking officials in the Illuminati last week for lunch and drinks and they told me that 1. They did not murder Prince or Micheal Jackson...2. Beyonce,Jay-Z and Kanye West ARE NOT in the illumninati .3.Tupac and Elvis really are dead...Though I swear there is this guy who comes in the 7-11 who looks just like Tupac...but if they say so... and 4. Some IDIOT is going to read this and believe the last paragraph!

All In how you perceive it baby!

American Dream-Black Nightmare

Keith's Favorite Quotes

Oh Mr. Ryan.....

Weekend Humor

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce children beyond comparison.

With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. After a diligent, but fruitless, search up and down the east coast, he started to head west.

Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took his breath away. So he explained his mission to the farmer, asking for permission to marry one of them. The farmer simply replied,  

"They're all looking to get married, so you came to the right place. Look them over and select the one you want." 

The man dated the first daughter. The next day the farmer asked for the man's opinion. "Well," said the man, " She's just a weeeeee bit, not that you can hardly notice, but pigeon-toed."

The farmer nodded and suggested the man date one of the other girls.

So the man went out with the second daughter. The next day, the farmer again asked how things went. "Well," the man replied, "She's just a weeeee bit, not that you can hardly tell, cross-eyed."

The farmer nodded and suggested he date the third girl to see if things might be better.

So he did. The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming, "She's perfect, just perfect! She's the one I want to marry!"

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited nursery he was horrified: the baby was the ugliest, most pathetic human you can imagine.

He rushed to his father-in-law asking how such a thing could happen considering the parents.
"Well," explained the farmer,

 "Well son....She was just a weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell, pregnant when you met her."



Everybody have a Sexilicious ,Funkdacious Weekend!

Now What?

First, Ted Cruz suspended his campaign...Or rather ended it...The Language these guys use is amazing...And now , John Kasich has suspended or ended his campaign...

Whether he has the delegates or not...For better or worse..The Republican Nomination is going to Trump!

The Republican Establishment doesn't like it....They were in the unenviable position of getting behind Trump ,who most of them consider laughable...a carnival barker...a Reality Talk show host....He's all those things...and like it not...He is their guy now! None of the establishment considered him a serious candidate when this thing began....

"Oh, he'll be gone soon."They said..

HE'S NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

He outlasted 16 other candidates...All of whom I thought were just as laughable as him....and is now the man in the spotlight!

The Republicans have only themselves to blame....They spent 8 years... 8 years opposing all things Barack Obama...Shutting down the government, pandering to the Tea Party and the nut fringe of their party and they never seriously groomed a candidate...a serious candidate to make a run for the seat...

So 17 people appointed themselves the next presidential candidate...Of the 17 maybe two were likable...Jeb Bush and Marco Rubio..  Then came Trump through the back door....The establishment laughed..."Him Again?" they said..

And now they cower....."HIM!!!!"

Yes Him!!! They can forget any hopes of a brokered convention....With Cruz and Kasich gone there is nobody to broker with...There is nobody who can deny him the delegates he needs...

Never underestimate the stupidity of your base!!!

This is the only period in modern history that a man like Trump could rise and seriously become a candidate...When the educational level of most of the populace is at an all time low...

I got to give it to Trump, he said all the wrong things...Things that would have sunk any other candidate and his popularity rose...Nothing stuck to him...Nothing he did, nothing his followers did, none of his outrageous statements...His lack of facts and knowledge about so much did him or his campaign any harm...

I kept waiting for him to do or say something that caused so much outrage it would deep six his campaign...It never happened...

His enemies in his own party were waiting too...

It never happened...

So In the end they were stuck with a man they can't take seriously and a man they hated...Ted Cruz

What a position to be in........

Meanwhile on the Democratic Front...Bernie Sanders won Indiana last night..

A small set back for Hill Roddy....She's so far ahead of him I hear...That despite his win last night ..It's only a matter of time before she becomes the nominee ...Or so they say.....

NOW WHAT?

All I know is...Things are going to get real interesting pretty soon!

Ted and Carly

Sadly....This is no longer a joke!  He suspended his campaign last night!  Somebody has got to lay those staffers off!

Check On The Foxes In The Chicken Coop!

What I've Learned

1.Don't ever make a decision in private that will come back and embarrass you in public.

2.Somebody tells you they have good news and bad news...Ask for the bad news first!

3.You don't know what you don't know!

4.You can never really schedule quality time...It just happens.

5. Always Do the work first...Then play!

6.When you entertain different points of view, you come out with fabulous solutions.

7.Learn to let your money make you more money!(I'm still tryin to learn that!)

8. Always believe you're good enough!

9. Remember that what people say about you and their opinions will never cut you a check!

10.Follow the beat of your own drum.

PEACE!