Weekend Humor

One day little Johnny was sitting in the park with a bag of McDonald's. He had finished everything but his McDonald's apple pie. The park ranger (that everyone knows) walks up to little Johnny and says "I'll give you 25 cents for that there apple pie." 

 Little Johnny replies, "No way your crazy!!!!!"

So the Park Ranger bids higher, "50 cents"

"No"

 "75 cents???", 

"No" 

"One  dollar???"

 "No!!:"

 "Dollar Twenty Five."

 "NO" 

" Buck Fiddy"

 "No!"

"A Dollar Seventy Five!!"

 "No."

" Two dollars and that's my final offer."

 Little Johnny replies-"No Way... No way!!"

 Puzzled the cop asked Little Johnny

"Why  wont you sell me that there apple pie?"

 Little Johnny paused for a second and then replied " MY SISTER GOT  A CADDY FOR HER CHERRY PIE, SO I PLAN ON GETTING A DODGE VIPER FOR THIS HERE APPLE PIE."

Everybody have a super groovy weekend!